Saturday, November 22, 2014

Do They Live Among Us? -Oliver Owens



   Who are the ‘They’? Are they the squares that look down at you as you walk by on the street? Are they your little brother playing hockey with his friends? How do you know you aren’t one of ‘Them’? For all WE know, They have been dropping “People” off here for years, already pre-packaged and ready to do Their bidding. What do They look like? What exactly do They do?
Why is it that when I’m sitting in a field, looking at the sky at 2am, I can see it happen? Fast dashes of light across the sky over a far off city. Do they plant Their people in maternity wards, hoping that nobody will notice the stolen babies? Only returning them once They have been raised and programed? Adopted children and homeless people swarm these cold American streets, but are they really simply placed under a disguise no one would suspect? Maybe they reside in our rich, paying off skeptics with fabricated cash?
   Maybe it’s really just the government, as they are the ones with the superior cloaking technology we have yet to see. Maybe They aren’t even travelers from a far planet… Maybe They are those who make the rules, making sure we are kept in the dark. What better a placement to have, then a seat in the senate.
  What is this? The redundant yammering of an old goon? The drugged up scream of a mad man? I can assure you, it’s not anything more than a well thought out theory. I can’t tell you it’s all based in fact, because nothing is fact. Scientific discoveries and even Plate Tectonics are all merely widely accepted FACTS. So why is a society ruled by
over-bearing mind controllers that hard to believe? There are people who believe that Ebola is creating zombies out of the dead… Another government induced hysteria?
   Where does it end? Surely there won’t be a day where we are annihilated as a species and forced into slavery by this overwhelming power? I can tell you that this has already been achieved. Every move you make, every word you utter, every thought that runs through your mind, is pre-determined and calculated. You are constantly doing Their bidding, further pressing the goal of dominating the lesser peoples in other countries who have yet to be plagued by this Thing. That’s what you are doing right now. And now. And now.
   I remember from the time I was picked up, that I had a glimpse of what was happening. There were giant screens with every face over every American there, and mine was focused right onto my nose. They know what you are doing. It doesn’t matter what precautions you take. You are always under tight surveillance. I hope that you continue to live with caution. One day, it might

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Rain Beat



A Short Story by A.A. Major
   Rain beat down on tin roofs not strong enough to keep the wind out. It soaked clothes hung up outside because we didn’t have space in the dinky apartments to dry them. It made puddles that my feet splashed through when I walked.
I was wearing a white shirt, too. Cold wet cloth and dark skin didn’t mix well. I had muscles, though. No one messed with a black girl with muscles.
“Yo!” someone called.
“Fuck off,” I hollered back.
“Yo, Kira!” He was running now. Great. “What’s the matter, girl?”
“That’s rain, fool,” I said, but I turned to wait for him anyway.
“My old man just got a wood stove if you wanna dry off,” Keane said.
“I like being wet.” I didn’t.
He shrugged. “Whatever. Your boss get mad at you again?”
“For knowing about discrimination laws.”
“Smartass.”
“Cock.”
Keane draped his arm over my shoulders. “Play with fire, you’re gonna get yourself killed one day, Kira.”
“Just like MLK.” Keane was soaked too, but at least he was warm.
“You going to the library again tonight?”
I shook my head. “Isaiah’s home and Ma wants me to make him supper.”
“Impress him. How soon you gotta get home?”
“Soon. How’s your brother doing?”
“Stopped coughing last night. Dad thinks he’s on the mend.”
“What do you think?”
“Summer’s coming. He’ll be fine.”
I raised my eyebrow. “Summer?”
“It’s not as bad as winter.”
I picked my way through the wreck of a beer bottle. I’d have to give him that, even though I wished we had more than a tiny fan for August.
About four floors up, someone sat down and plinked out a few notes on a piano, then a melody dripped down the sides of the building with the water. That thing needed tuning and the pianist needed practice, but it sounded nice.
“You used to want to play, didn’t you?”
I shrugged. “I wanted to be a ballerina, too.”
“Still dance?”
“Yeah.”
“Show me?”
Shit. The mirror was the only one that had seen me dance for years.
I got myself a little space, not like there was much in that alley, and found the beat. I didn’t know if I wanted Keane watching me, but the rain didn’t feel so bad anymore and it had been a long day.
Damn, it felt good to move that way again.
Keane put his hands on my shoulders and started moving with me. Back and forth we went, kind of slow because both of us had worked somewhere around eleven hours, but fluid and free.
Screw my boss and generic food. I was here and smiling.
       
   Just a shout out, A.A.M. is a talented, phenomenal writer that I have known for many years and she never disappoints! Thank you so much for your time and this beautiful story, my friend. –Cheyenne

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Interview with Ryan Megahey!




  Deep in the world of Third Man Record’s Vault lays a world filled with people brought together by one commonality: Jack White. Just that. However, the Vault is not a dark place. I have met brilliant musicians and artists alike there. I don’t remember what drew me into my acquaintanceship with Ryan, but I’m glad it happened.
   If you haven’t heard them, and I’m not surprised if you haven’t, I would highly recommend listening to some of Orange No. 9’s digs. Ryan was nice enough to email me the tracks off of their new, and debut EP, Straight to VHS! I was not disappointed! Why would I be? Free music? Terrific, soulful rock? The full EP can be found on their website, orangeno9music.com.
   Like Hell I’d be. Each track has the power to rock the charts, I swear. With each track, you can feel the musicianship that lies among the three members. Tod Elgnis lets his vocals soar on the tracks. Accompanied by his own excellent guitar work, there is nothing but memorable riffs and soul-felt words. Cheyenne Moore on drums. As a part time drummer (Ha!) my ears instantly honed in on his expert beats. Perfect timing, each stroke fits beautifully into the songs, giving the signature sound of the alternative/punk movement. I’m jealous. I had to put on headphones to get to Ryan’s work. Computer speakers, huh? Well that was a bad idea, because now I love what I’m hearing even more.
   Ryan’s bass drives it home. I’m sold. Quick, fitting, it slides along, holding onto the guitar perfectly. Rock and roll! Ryan is the glue that holds Elgnis and Moore’s work together, creating a spectacular performance. Fuck it; this is where it’s at. Let’s get on with the show!
  
   Q. So will this be your first publication?
   A. First one in print. We’ve been featured on websites, but nothing like extensive like this.
   Q. What do you do when you aren’t leading the life of a glamorous rockstar?
   A. I drink a lot of Redbull. A lot. (Please keep in mind that about 90% of the time I am playing music. other than that I'm drinking Redbull)
   Q. I like Monster. So what is it like to be the only girl in a band… I don’t
know anything about that.
   A. At times I'll admit it's a little weird. Guys can be gross and obnoxious. But overall it's kind of fun. A lot of people see me when I'm getting on stage and don't necessarily expect me to deliver the same performance as the guys will. But if there's one thing my band mates and I are known for it's our performance. A lot of people are impressed when they see a girl bassist rocking just as hard as the guys. I'm also pretty lucky, I'm in a band with two really awesome, funny guys, they don't leave me out or try to make me uncomfortable. We're all good friends.
   Q. How long have you been together for?
   A. Orange No.9 has been around since about May of 2012. I joined in during the summer of 2013. Prior to my joining Tod's girlfriend was filling in at shows playing bass while they were looking for a bass player. They ended up finding me when my previous band was playing a show with them in Poughkeepsie.
   Q. Where did you guys come up with the name Orange No. 9? And about Straight to VHS!?
   A. Tod had this science teacher in high school who was a musician. He always wrote down ideas for song and band names. So one day he was holding up flash cards to his son and one of them had a "9" on it. Instead of saying 9 his son said "orange" so he wrote it down as "Orange No.9"
   So while the band was going under the name Obey (taken from the John Carpenter film They Live) Tod found that name on his teachers list. Initially he intended to use it as a song name, but liked it so much he changed the name of the band.
   Back when VHS was still a thing they used to release sequels to movies and things as "straight to VHS releases" where they'd skip the movie theater and go right to a VHS release. It also has relevance in the world of Orange No.9 because Tod's girlfriend’s father used to film the band’s shows on a camera that recorded straight to VHS!
   Q. I Love They Live. Can you give me a rundown of your band’s influences?
   A. As a band, we’re really influenced by The Foo Fighters, Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Queens of the Stone Age, and The Doors. We all really love 90's alternative music and all grew up on classic rock like Zeppelin.
   Q. Rock and Roll. What personal influences do you have?
   A. Personally I draw influence from bassists such as Matt Freeman (Rancid) Jack Lawrence (The Racontuers) and bands such as The White Stripes, The Ramones, Nirvana, and The Misfits. Punk music is really what inspired me to be in bands more than anything. I love how it's all about emotion and power and passion and I think Orange No.9 really conveys those same elements and messages through our performances.
   Q. Can you tell me about your Pretty Lady… Your Bass?
   A. I play a blue Gibson Thunderbird which I was inspired to get because Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth plays one. I saw one in the music store when I was 14 or 15 and recognized it as what she used. I started playing one and fell in love with it. I finally got one of my own about a year ago. Best thing I ever bought. I put it through a Trace Elliot combo amp and always set up wireless (because 1- I often jump off stage and 2- I'm a real fucking klutz and trip over my own feet and don't need wires to trip on) I used to use bass pedals but have started to stray away from them, they're not as necessary for the style we play. The amp I play through is interesting I guess. It's a vintage combo bass amp by Trace Elliot. I always get comments and questions about it because it's not one you see every day.
   Q. I want to know about your musical journey.
   A. I started playing guitar when I was about 10 years old. I picked up bass from that a few years later. I quickly found I was better at picking up bass than I was guitar. My first real band was when I was 14 years old. It was a punk band (that by the  way wasn't very good). When I was 16 I started a band called Strike the Umpire which was the first band of mine that played shows pretty regularly. It also became my first recording studio experience which taught me a lot about the making of music. Strike the Umpire eventually lead me to Orange No.9, which has taken me to gigs as far as 4 hours away, to a famous recording studio in NY, and put me on iTunes. I got to open for and meet two of my heroes (Michale Graves of the Misfits and CJ Ramone of the Ramones) and had my music played on a radio station I've been listening to for years. I'm very excited to see where it's going to take me next. That’s us with CJ Ramone.
   Q. If you could play any venue, what would it be?
   A. I really wanna play Barclays Center in Brooklyn. There's no such thing as a bad seat in Barclays. Even the nosebleeds are great seats. Plus I saw Green Day there and Nirvana get inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame there, so it's got some good memories attached to it. That was fucking incredible. I got to see Joan Jett and Kim Gordon play with NIRVANA! In 2014! That's like a dream come true! Hahah, there were so many other great artists too, like Cat Stevens for example, who just took NY off his first US tour in like 30 years or something. It was amazing to see so many musicians who I admire in one show- and let me just remind you that NIRVANA was one of them. Hahahahaa- when The White Stripes get inducted (they're not eligible for another 10 years) I don't care where the ceremony is, I'm fucking going. Even if I have to drive across the country.
   Q. I’ll see you there! What has been your favourite venue you’ve played to date?
   A. Probably The Room in Brookfield, Connecticut. It's a really good example of how great people make great businesses. I go to a lot of shows where the people are so concerned with making a profit they forget about the music. The owner, Vern, used to be a touring musician and he really does his best to help us where he can, taking the time to actually make sure we sound really good, offering advice where he can and making us feel really welcome. And we've met some really incredible bands through our time there. We've probably played there 4 or 5 times already and we only just discovered the place in June!
   Q. Currently there is a petition out and a movement to save The Room by inviting the Foo Fighters to play a show. Can you give me some insight into that?
   A. Since the room is an all ages venue, it's really hard to make a profit. Vern isn't too concerned with it but he's getting to the point where they can hardly break even. So we started a movement to get the Foo Fighters to come to the room and hopefully save the venue from closing. We're making noise. We've gotten the attention of several music publications and radio stations including Real Punk Radio in NYC and the online music publication Consequence of Sound. Hopefully Dave Grohl really is the nicest guy in rock and will come help us save one of my favorite places.
   Q. Imagine if you could open for them! What has been your favourite concert that you've attended?
   A. If we opened for the Foo Fighters I think my drummer would just cry. Chy’s the biggest Dave Grohl fan I've ever met. Since joining Orange I've seen the documentary on the band like 10 times.
   Oooooh that's such a hard choice. I'd have to say either Jack White or Senses Fail. Jack White is one of my all-time favorite musicians. His music is so real and the performance spontaneous. I love it. It makes me want to create more. Senses Fail was really really genuine though. You'll never find a more accepting crowd at any concert and you know it's a band who genuinely WANTS to be there performing for you.
   So if you want to help out The Room by having none other than the Foo Fighters come play, you can sign the petition at Change.org. Here is what to look for: https://www.change.org/p/the-foo-fighters-play-at-the-room. Go for it, it doesn’t bite. What have you done today? Stay tuned for more from Ryan, and be sure to check out the EP, you won’t be disappointed!
      Thank you so much to Ryan for helping me out with this interview! I give you a million THANK YOUS! –Cheyenne Kline, Editor; Ryan Megahey, O#9

Saturday, November 8, 2014

TWRAR


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