Ok, so I set out today to make the file of TWRAR! available to everyone, and it should be out on Amazon Kindle tomorrow or so! Those greedy bastards at Amazon have it set so I have to charge 99c for a free paper... -.- not cool. I'll work it out... It is set up to be under the Matchbook deal, so if you have it it's free or something, so technically, if you read this blog, you do have it for free!If you chose, you can submit to those capitalist demands, and I will gratefully welcome you as a donator and guess what? you win a free subscription on all paper releases.
Sunday, March 29, 2015
TMR Vault 23 Unboxing!
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Let's Get Political!
Let's get with this sick political outrage, man! Pine Brush, New York is on the hotspot...
Check out the big scandal here...
First off, The United Stated has no legal, official language and it would be unconstitutional for there to be one. growing up in southern Colorado, we used to say the pledge in Spanish in elementary school. I was a little white girl who just arrived from a Republican dominated community who went to catholic school. We said prayers after the pledge there, so I really didn't think it was all *too* strange that this Hispanic community I live in now said it in Spanish (anything 'new' is a little strange).
Check out the big scandal here...
First off, The United Stated has no legal, official language and it would be unconstitutional for there to be one. growing up in southern Colorado, we used to say the pledge in Spanish in elementary school. I was a little white girl who just arrived from a Republican dominated community who went to catholic school. We said prayers after the pledge there, so I really didn't think it was all *too* strange that this Hispanic community I live in now said it in Spanish (anything 'new' is a little strange).
I also understand that there is outrage over "God" being replaced by
"Allah". that is a 1000 word story for a different time, but in EVERY
religion there is a supreme god of sorts, no matter the name, even
monotheistic religions have a god of all gods. Satan and Hades can be
added to that group to get a wider perspective, as they are gods of the
underworld. Personally, I see all gods as one in the same, creating a
divine power. When the "negative" gods are added, it simply becomes the
essence of Man.
I was partially raised by an Argentine grandmother and a German grandmother. Either woman was married to a self-enlisted 'Nam vet. I myself work in a Veterans nursing home and am well aware of the pride those men take over their foreign wives
Now don't get me wrong, I refuse to blindly pledge my anything to the U.S.... but you get the point. As mentioned, I work in a Vet's NH. I take care of these people every day and dare say they are my friends, however, even as they are wheeled to that black van, covered by a flag, my hand is nowhere near my heart. In high school, I would stand. I would stand for something: Human ignorance. War is no laughing matter, of course, and the poor souls who sold it for a paycheck, title, or ulterior motive are only human. A draft notice is forcing a man to fight for something he may not give two shits about, but he is still shot down. He is a human.
I see the effects of war even on women who have never stepped foot outside the country. The delusions, the PTSD, the anger, and fight on my mens' faces and actions are real.
So I stand for them. The ones whose only crime was being an American.
I was partially raised by an Argentine grandmother and a German grandmother. Either woman was married to a self-enlisted 'Nam vet. I myself work in a Veterans nursing home and am well aware of the pride those men take over their foreign wives
Now don't get me wrong, I refuse to blindly pledge my anything to the U.S.... but you get the point. As mentioned, I work in a Vet's NH. I take care of these people every day and dare say they are my friends, however, even as they are wheeled to that black van, covered by a flag, my hand is nowhere near my heart. In high school, I would stand. I would stand for something: Human ignorance. War is no laughing matter, of course, and the poor souls who sold it for a paycheck, title, or ulterior motive are only human. A draft notice is forcing a man to fight for something he may not give two shits about, but he is still shot down. He is a human.
I see the effects of war even on women who have never stepped foot outside the country. The delusions, the PTSD, the anger, and fight on my mens' faces and actions are real.
So I stand for them. The ones whose only crime was being an American.
Saturday, November 22, 2014
Do They Live Among Us? -Oliver Owens
Who are the ‘They’? Are
they the squares that look down at you as you walk by on the street? Are they your
little brother playing hockey with his friends? How do you know you aren’t one
of ‘Them’? For all WE know, They have been dropping “People” off here for
years, already pre-packaged and ready to do Their bidding. What do They look
like? What exactly do They do?
Why is it that when I’m sitting in a field, looking at
the sky at 2am, I can see it happen? Fast dashes of light across the sky over a
far off city. Do they plant Their people in maternity wards, hoping that nobody
will notice the stolen babies? Only returning them once They have been raised
and programed? Adopted children and homeless people swarm these cold American
streets, but are they really simply placed under a disguise no one would
suspect? Maybe they reside in our rich, paying off skeptics with fabricated
cash?
Maybe it’s really just the government, as
they are the ones with the superior cloaking technology we have yet to see.
Maybe They aren’t even travelers from a far planet… Maybe They are those who
make the rules, making sure we are kept in the dark. What better a placement to
have, then a seat in the senate.
What is this? The redundant yammering of an
old goon? The drugged up scream of a mad man? I can assure you, it’s not
anything more than a well thought out theory. I can’t tell you it’s all based
in fact, because nothing is fact. Scientific discoveries and even Plate
Tectonics are all merely widely accepted FACTS. So why is a society ruled by
over-bearing mind
controllers that hard to believe? There are people who believe that Ebola is
creating zombies out of the dead… Another government induced hysteria?
Where does it end? Surely there won’t be a
day where we are annihilated as a species and forced into slavery by this
overwhelming power? I can tell you that this has already been achieved. Every
move you make, every word you utter, every thought that runs through your mind,
is pre-determined and calculated. You are constantly doing Their bidding,
further pressing the goal of dominating the lesser peoples in other countries
who have yet to be plagued by this Thing. That’s what you are doing right now.
And now. And now.
I
remember from the time I was picked up, that I had a glimpse of what was
happening. There were giant screens with every face over every American there,
and mine was focused right onto my nose. They know what you are doing. It
doesn’t matter what precautions you take. You are always under tight
surveillance. I hope that you continue to live with caution. One day, it might
Thursday, November 20, 2014
Rain Beat
A Short Story by A.A. Major
Rain beat down on tin roofs not strong enough
to keep the wind out. It soaked clothes hung up outside because we didn’t have
space in the dinky apartments to dry them. It made puddles that my feet
splashed through when I walked.
I was wearing a white
shirt, too. Cold wet cloth and dark skin didn’t mix well. I had muscles,
though. No one messed with a black girl with muscles.
“Yo!” someone called.
“Fuck off,” I hollered
back.
“Yo, Kira!” He was
running now. Great. “What’s the matter, girl?”
“That’s rain, fool,” I
said, but I turned to wait for him anyway.
“My old man just got a
wood stove if you wanna dry off,” Keane said.
“I like being wet.” I
didn’t.
He shrugged. “Whatever.
Your boss get mad at you again?”
“For knowing about
discrimination laws.”
“Smartass.”
“Cock.”
Keane draped his arm
over my shoulders. “Play with fire, you’re gonna get yourself killed one day,
Kira.”
“Just like MLK.” Keane
was soaked too, but at least he was warm.
“You going to the
library again tonight?”
I shook my head.
“Isaiah’s home and Ma wants me to make him supper.”
“Impress him. How soon
you gotta get home?”
“Soon. How’s your
brother doing?”
“Stopped coughing last
night. Dad thinks he’s on the mend.”
“What do you think?”
“Summer’s coming. He’ll
be fine.”
I raised my eyebrow. “Summer?”
“It’s not as bad as
winter.”
I picked my way through
the wreck of a beer bottle. I’d have to give him that, even though I wished we
had more than a tiny fan for August.
About four floors up,
someone sat down and plinked out a few notes on a piano, then a melody dripped
down the sides of the building with the water. That thing needed tuning and the
pianist needed practice, but it sounded nice.
“You used to want to
play, didn’t you?”
I shrugged. “I wanted
to be a ballerina, too.”
“Still dance?”
“Yeah.”
“Show me?”
Shit. The mirror was
the only one that had seen me dance for years.
I got myself a little
space, not like there was much in that alley, and found the beat. I didn’t know
if I wanted Keane watching me, but the rain didn’t feel so bad anymore and it
had been a long day.
Damn, it felt good to
move that way again.
Keane put his hands on
my shoulders and started moving with me. Back and forth we went, kind of slow
because both of us had worked somewhere around eleven hours, but fluid and
free.
Screw my boss and
generic food. I was here and smiling.
Just a shout out, A.A.M. is a
talented, phenomenal writer that I have known for many years and she never
disappoints! Thank you so much for your time and this beautiful story, my
friend. –Cheyenne
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Interview with Ryan Megahey!
Deep in the world of
Third Man Record’s Vault lays a world filled with people brought together by
one commonality: Jack White. Just that. However, the Vault is not a dark place.
I have met brilliant musicians and artists alike there. I don’t remember what
drew me into my acquaintanceship with Ryan, but I’m glad it happened.
If you haven’t heard them, and I’m not
surprised if you haven’t, I would highly recommend listening to some of Orange
No. 9’s digs. Ryan was nice enough to email me the tracks off of their new, and
debut EP, Straight to VHS! I was not
disappointed! Why would I be? Free music? Terrific, soulful rock? The full EP
can be found on their website, orangeno9music.com.
Like Hell I’d be. Each track has the power
to rock the charts, I swear. With each track, you can feel the musicianship
that lies among the three members. Tod Elgnis lets his vocals soar on the
tracks. Accompanied by his own excellent guitar work, there is nothing but
memorable riffs and soul-felt words. Cheyenne Moore on drums. As a part time
drummer (Ha!) my ears instantly honed in on his expert beats. Perfect timing,
each stroke fits beautifully into the songs, giving the signature sound of the
alternative/punk movement. I’m jealous. I had to put on headphones to get to
Ryan’s work. Computer speakers, huh? Well that was a bad idea, because now I
love what I’m hearing even more.
Ryan’s bass drives it home. I’m sold. Quick,
fitting, it slides along, holding onto the guitar perfectly. Rock and roll!
Ryan is the glue that holds Elgnis and Moore’s work together, creating a
spectacular performance. Fuck it; this is where it’s at. Let’s get on with the
show!
Q. So will this be your first publication?
A. First one in print. We’ve been featured
on websites, but nothing like extensive like this.
Q. What do you do when you aren’t leading
the life of a glamorous rockstar?
A. I drink a lot of Redbull. A lot. (Please keep in mind
that about 90% of the time I am playing music. other than that I'm drinking
Redbull)
Q. I like Monster. So what is it like to be the only girl in a band… I
don’t
know anything about that.
A. At times
I'll admit it's a little weird. Guys can be gross and obnoxious. But overall
it's kind of fun. A lot of people see me when I'm getting on stage and don't
necessarily expect me to deliver the same performance as the guys will. But if
there's one thing my band mates and I are known for it's our performance. A lot
of people are impressed when they see a girl bassist rocking just as hard as
the guys. I'm also pretty lucky, I'm in a band with two really awesome, funny
guys, they don't leave me out or try to make me uncomfortable. We're all good
friends.
Q. How long
have you been together for?
A. Orange
No.9 has been around since about May of 2012. I joined in during the summer of
2013. Prior to my joining Tod's girlfriend was filling in at shows playing bass
while they were looking for a bass player. They ended up finding me when my
previous band was playing a show with them in Poughkeepsie.
Q. Where did
you guys come up with the name Orange No. 9? And about Straight to VHS!?
A. Tod had
this science teacher in high school who was a musician. He always wrote down
ideas for song and band names. So one day he was holding up flash cards to his
son and one of them had a "9" on it. Instead of saying 9 his son said
"orange" so he wrote it down as "Orange No.9"
So while the
band was going under the name Obey (taken from the John Carpenter film They
Live) Tod found that name on his teachers list. Initially he intended to use it
as a song name, but liked it so much he changed the name of the band.
Back when VHS
was still a thing they used to release sequels to movies and things as
"straight to VHS releases" where they'd skip the movie theater and go
right to a VHS release. It also has relevance in the world of Orange No.9
because Tod's girlfriend’s father used to film the band’s shows on a camera
that recorded straight to VHS!
Q. I Love
They Live. Can you give me a rundown of your band’s influences?
A. As a band,
we’re really influenced by The Foo Fighters, Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins,
Queens of the Stone Age, and The Doors. We all really love 90's alternative
music and all grew up on classic rock like Zeppelin.
Q. Rock and
Roll. What personal influences do you have?
A. Personally
I draw influence from bassists such as Matt Freeman (Rancid) Jack Lawrence (The
Racontuers) and bands such as The White Stripes, The Ramones, Nirvana, and The
Misfits. Punk music is really what inspired me to be in bands more than
anything. I love how it's all about emotion and power and passion and I think
Orange No.9 really conveys those same elements and messages through our
performances.
Q. Can you
tell me about your Pretty Lady… Your Bass?
A. I play a
blue Gibson Thunderbird which I was inspired to get because Kim Gordon of Sonic
Youth plays one. I saw one in the music store when I was 14 or 15 and
recognized it as what she used. I started playing one and fell in love with it.
I finally got one of my own about a year ago. Best thing I ever bought. I put
it through a Trace Elliot combo amp and always set up wireless (because 1- I
often jump off stage and 2- I'm a real fucking klutz and trip over my own feet
and don't need wires to trip on) I used to use bass pedals but have started to
stray away from them, they're not as necessary for the style we play. The amp I
play through is interesting I guess. It's a vintage combo bass amp by Trace
Elliot. I always get comments and questions about it because it's not one you
see every day.
Q. I want to
know about your musical journey.
A. I started playing guitar when I was about
10 years old. I picked up bass from that a few years later. I quickly found I
was better at picking up bass than I was guitar. My first real band was when I
was 14 years old. It was a punk band (that by the way wasn't very good). When I was 16 I started
a band called Strike the Umpire which was the first band of mine that played
shows pretty regularly. It also became my first recording studio experience
which taught me a lot about the making of music. Strike the Umpire eventually
lead me to Orange No.9, which has taken me to gigs as far as 4 hours away, to a
famous recording studio in NY, and put me on iTunes. I got to open for and meet
two of my heroes (Michale Graves of the Misfits and CJ Ramone of the Ramones)
and had my music played on a radio station I've been listening to for years.
I'm very excited to see where it's going to take me next. That’s us with CJ
Ramone.
Q. If you could play any venue, what would
it be?
A. I really wanna play Barclays Center in Brooklyn.
There's no such thing as a bad seat in Barclays. Even the nosebleeds are great
seats. Plus I saw Green Day there and Nirvana get inducted to the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame there, so it's got some good memories attached to it. That was fucking
incredible. I got to see Joan Jett and Kim Gordon play with NIRVANA! In 2014!
That's like a dream come true! Hahah, there were so many other great artists
too, like Cat Stevens for example, who just took NY off his first US tour in
like 30 years or something. It was amazing to see so many musicians who I
admire in one show- and let me just remind you that NIRVANA was one of them.
Hahahahaa- when The White Stripes get inducted (they're not eligible for
another 10 years) I don't care where the ceremony is, I'm fucking going. Even
if I have to drive across the country.
Q. I’ll see you there! What has been your
favourite venue you’ve played to date?
A. Probably The Room in Brookfield,
Connecticut. It's a really good example of how great people make great
businesses. I go to a lot of shows where the people are so concerned with
making a profit they forget about the music. The owner, Vern, used to be a
touring musician and he really does his best to help us where he can, taking
the time to actually make sure we sound really good, offering advice where he
can and making us feel really welcome. And we've met some really incredible
bands through our time there. We've probably played there 4 or 5 times already
and we only just discovered the place in June!
Q. Currently there is a petition out and a
movement to save The Room by inviting the Foo Fighters to play a show. Can you
give me some insight into that?
A. Since the room is an all ages venue, it's
really hard to make a profit. Vern isn't too concerned with it but he's getting
to the point where they can hardly break even. So we started a movement to get
the Foo Fighters to come to the room and hopefully save the venue from closing.
We're making noise. We've gotten the attention of several music publications
and radio stations including Real Punk Radio in NYC and the online music
publication Consequence of Sound. Hopefully Dave Grohl really is the nicest guy
in rock and will come help us save one of my favorite places.
Q. Imagine if you could open for them! What
has been your favourite concert that you've attended?
A. If we opened for the Foo Fighters I think
my drummer would just cry. Chy’s the biggest Dave Grohl fan I've ever met.
Since joining Orange I've seen the documentary on the band like 10 times.
Oooooh that's such a hard choice. I'd have
to say either Jack White or Senses Fail. Jack White is one of my all-time
favorite musicians. His music is so real and the performance spontaneous. I
love it. It makes me want to create more. Senses Fail was really really genuine
though. You'll never find a more accepting crowd at any concert and you know
it's a band who genuinely WANTS to be there performing for you.
So if you want to help out The Room by
having none other than the Foo Fighters come play, you can sign the petition at
Change.org. Here is what to look for:
https://www.change.org/p/the-foo-fighters-play-at-the-room. Go for it, it
doesn’t bite. What have you done today? Stay tuned for more from Ryan, and be
sure to check out the EP, you won’t be disappointed!
Thank you so much to Ryan
for helping me out with this interview! I give you a million THANK YOUS!
–Cheyenne Kline, Editor; Ryan Megahey, O#9
Saturday, November 8, 2014
TWRAR
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